Ant Man, Jean Grey, and Black Widow Walk into a Bar

Ant Man, Jean Grey, and Black Widow were all out for a night on the town. They decided to hit up a new bar that had just opened up in the city. As they walked in, they were immediately greeted by the sounds of laughter and the smell of alcohol.

Ant Man, being the smallest of the group, had a bit of trouble making his way through the crowd. But eventually, he found his way to the bar and ordered a drink. Jean Grey and Black Widow were already there, chatting and enjoying their drinks.

As they sipped on their drinks, they began to notice something strange happening in the bar. People were disappearing! At first, they thought it was just a weird coincidence, but then they realized that something was seriously wrong.

Ant Man quickly sprang into action, shrinking down to his ant size and crawling under the bar. Jean Grey used her telekinesis to move the glasses and bottles out of the way so that Ant Man could investigate.

After a few minutes of searching, Ant Man found the source of the problem: a group of evil ants had infiltrated the bar and were using their powers to teleport people away.

Ant Man knew he had to act fast. He called out to Jean Grey and Black Widow, and together they formulated a plan.

Black Widow used her spy skills to gather information on the ants' weakness, while Jean Grey used her telepathic powers to create a mental barrier to protect them from the ants' attacks.

Finally, Ant Man put his size-changing abilities to good use. He grew to his full size and charged at the ants, punching and kicking them with all his might.

With Black Widow's help, they were able to defeat the evil ants and save the people who had been teleported away. The bar erupted into cheers and applause as Ant Man, Jean Grey, and Black Widow stood triumphantly.

As they celebrated their victory, they couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. Ant Man, a tiny superhero, Jean Grey, a powerful telepath, and Black Widow, a skilled spy, had come together to defeat a group of evil ants in a bar.

From that night on, they were known as the "Ant-Trio," and they continued to work together to fight crime and save the world. And whenever they needed a good laugh, they would reminisce about that time they walked into a bar and defeated a bunch of evil ants.

The end.